may 20 in idea barrages

The prank war had escalated to the point where the farmer’s friend had replayed his hay bales with marijuana. There was no doubt about it now: the steaks were high.

Probably the best idea I’ve had yet for a parody of “No Diggity” is “you know I like the big words, hegemony, hegemony”.

Why call it “Coffee with a Cop” when you could call it “Truncheon Luncheon”?

Always call a hot dog a “hand sausage”.

Modern tongue twisters: Mayim Bialik’s Buick.

Okay, but what would have Naughty By Nurture been like?

IMPERSONAL PAN PIZZA. HAVE IT THEIR WAY.

If you have to put out a press release that you’re not a cult, you’re a cult.