april 30 in idea barrages

It’s the new foundational text on the topic of noodles, it’s a real manipesto.

Sometimes I think about Hank Williams the 3rd, having to play split sets of the metal he loves with the country he’s doomed by blood to play & wonder if there’s an Ed Begley the 3rd, having to give an hour talk about the environment to get folks to listen to his death metal band.

Recipes created against your will are “duressipes”.

Assuming infinite time and infinite humans, eventually SOMEONE’S last word would have to be “Cleopatra… comin’ atcha” and I think that’s great.

Hand on left - BASKETBALL STARS, hand on right - PEOPLE WITH A WEIRD FETISH. Underneath the two shaking hands - GOING DEEP IN THE PAINT.

I’m not saying that Passover NEEDS a mascot like Christmas or Easter but a Seder Satyr would be pretty rad.

Why say “medical malpractice” when we could say “slopperation”?

LESS SOOTHSAYERS MORE SOOTHESAYERS