april 28 in idea barrages

You could make a continuing podcast about how terrible the Star Wars prequels were & never run out of material. You would have to get more & more granular over the decades, sure, but there would always be more crap to consider. You could call it NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL PODCASTING.

The optimal name for a metal band is PAT MINOTAUR.

A higher-end goth clothier at the mall, a cut above Hot Topic, called Haveazombie & Witch.

It’s the coffee drink that makes you look like a clown! It’s Circus Au Lait!

When she leaves you for a British on-line boyfriend, you done been Scone-Zoned.

Maybe the real treasure of the Sierra Madre was the friends Bogey made along the way.

I kind of want a shirt covered with a print of my exact body underneath. Maaaaaaybe with just the nipples messed with. Maybe four times larger than real, maybe four times SMALLER than real. Either could be fun!

I still say we should call a dildo “pubic zirconia”.