april 18 in idea barrages

You know how you’re instantly skeptical of every headline on April 1st where only the lamest try to lie? Take that approach to social & regular media the other 364 & you’ll be ok. The Oscars, the elections, the nightly news, treat it all like lame April Fools.

Yeah, the GOP has cocaine orgies but won’t legalize marijuana or criminalize the exponential overcharges on prescription medicine in America, it’s actually weirdly consistent. They hate affordable drugs and LOVE expensive drugs. It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

Amphibians are just lizards with decent publicists.

Do renaissance men dream of eclectic sheep?

If more country music sounded like Townes Van Zandt, I might actually listen to more country music.

Are people REALLY trying to say they think 126 minutes is too short for Multiverse Of Madness ? Are you all crazy ? I LOVE the idea of a superhero movie that isn’t bloated with an extra half hour of slow-motion and extraneous side characters just to make the director feel important.

DEFUND ROBOCOP

That’s only a knife if it’s specifically from the Knife region of Australia, otherwise, it’s just sparkling weapon.