6.4 in idea barrages

  • June 4, 2014, 7:17 p.m.
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1.) In this nightmare, I was the dumbest teenager in a group of youth kidnapped to be part of a think tank for shady industrialists and controlled not by violence but rather manipulated through their desire to be the best at things. Being the stupidest of the smart people I was able to lead a revolt because since I wasn't the best at anything, I could see the big picture. It was a strange place.

2.) A wave of big-picture thinkers cowed to invert their vision just to maintain standing wealth or ideology like burning ants w/ a space laser.

3.) How disappointing is a job listing that you sound perfect for through the first two paragraphs but by the end, there's a few technical requirements involved you couldn't fake to save your life so you can't even reasonably apply? Boo to THAT.

4.) Do the MRA/PUAs appreciate the irony that they named the "red pill" movement after a movie co-created by a transwoman? Almost assuredly not.

5.) Chopped is by far my favourite mohel-competition reality shows.

6.) Fortune favors those with the money to bet often.

7.) My mental block confusing Bobby Darin and Bobby McFerrin doesn't come up much, thankfully.

8.) Why didn't I make Easter S'mores with Peeps & Creme Eggs? I totally should've. My ideas are awesome but their timing lacks.

9.) This June tune in to WRPG for all your favourite summoner jams!

10.) Finally got to the point in life where Axl Rose is less conventionally attractive than I am but he's still richer than God's stock broker.


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