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They’re making all the venial sins into mortal sins these days. It’s sinflation.

Andrew Garfield presumes the existence of Andrew Odie.

What is pregnancy but swelling in reaction to a nut allergy?

It’s hard to blame the drug-sniffing dog, she didn’t make the decision, she was only following odors.

People will believe anything is real, provided it gives them the opportunity to argue a point they were looking to argue to begin with. They will not question the veracity of the event, they will simply start flappin’ their lips. It’s the American way, I’m afraid.

Blind submitting writing can be summed up thusly: the uneasy feeling “did I not get a response yet because they’re thinking about it or did I not get a response yet because I’m a fraud?”

We have reached the point in metal-band logos where it would now be the most metal thing ever to have your logo in Comic Sans font.

A lance magically imbued with healing power called The Ambu-Lance. Perfect for any healing-focused mounted Paladin.