march 15 in idea barrages

I like to think that the first draft title of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” was “Blame Someone Else Not Us”.

In a world ruled by Bedazzlers, one hero can stands against the rhinestone apocalypse… The Dedazzler.

It’s about the star-crossed love between a teenage girl and a failing video service, it’s called VIMEO AND JULIET.

Gunnar Nelson and Matthew Nelson are each a whole man but each a half-Nelson. Together, they are a full-Nelson. Hello, welcome to The New Math.

WEIRD OBSERVATION: The way Marvel film fandom has shifted away from the on-screen fiction to the drama of the perceived-or-actual backstage secrets and intrigue is… almost exactly like the smart/smark meta-fandom in professional wrestling circles.

A one-man show of Robert Smith lyrics read as dramatic poetry called THE TALKING CURE.

There has never been a study on the correlation between golf and business/political corruption. Maybe if we just banned golf, its horrifying influence on the oligarch class would abate. We don’t know. The studies would at least be fun.

Okay. So. You take the Unearthed Arcana bard subclass “College of Satire”, basically the Jester class. Multiclass into paladin. You are now a comedy-drag-queen holy prankster-warrior whose divine smite is literally a Divine smite. You smite AS Divine.