march 13 in idea barrages

I mean, we could definitely do a parody of Takin’ Care of Business with the “makin’ bacon pancakes” meme. Of course we could.

A mash-up of Rammstein and Uptown Funk revolving around the line “du hast, hast damn”.

WHY DIDN’T THEY CALL “Hey Dude” “Ernst Goes To Camp”?

We’ve had many horror films where the killer dresses as Santa but we’ve never had a Christmas horror film called CLAUSTROPHOBIA? How could we be so blind?

The rise of hard iced tea drinks missed out on the most obvious cross-promotion of all: SNAPPLEBEES.

I’ve had awful writer’s block for the last week and a half, but my brain keeps mashing up Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” and the Mentos jingle over and over and over, so there’s that.

You might think there’s not much call for someone who is both a dentist and a lawyer but when there’s a dental legal issue, you’ll be glad you have her on retainer.

If I’ve learned anything in this life, it’s that if you wanna get anything out of the oatmeal cookie, you gotta learn how to spit out the raisins & move on. Yes, raisins are the devil, but if all you focus on is horror grapes, that’s all you’re gonna experience, not the cookie.