march 9 in idea barrages

Blackbeard sailin’ in the dead of night! Took that one good eye and went to sea!

Everyone memes on how The Never Ending Story clearly had an ending, no one’s talking about how “Final” Fantasy is on it’s 700th iteration.

The gentleman from Salt Lake went through four divorces at the same time, losing his entire wife’s savings.

Nickelodeon and the Happy Meal both went national in 1979. This was also the year I was born. I’m pretty sure that’s not coincidental to the worldview I’ve struggled with my entire life.

If the snow allows you to just hunker down and rest your bones and mind for a day and a half, please, allow it. You probably need it. I probably need it.

“Freedom’s just another word for “I’m a fuckin’ douche”…”

If one desires giggle soup, one must start with a laughing stock.

Who Let The Dogs Out. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.