may capstone barrage in idea barrages

1.) My newest theory involves the mothers of the female leads from BIRDEMIC & THE ROOM being two halves of a good-evil twin set.

2.) It's about cereal mascots fighting for survival after total nuclear war. It's called "Post Apocalypse".

3.) It's about the world's most determined kidney stone. It's called "To Dream The Impassable Dream".

4.) The MOST niche parody ever be to the tune of Eels' Novocaine For The Soul about the Duck Tales NES game. Pogo Cane For The Soul.

5.) I was trying to write about the Santa Barbara massacre but I kept getting stuck on the line "privilege is one hell of a drug".

6.) Why has Stan Lee never spoken at the Stanley Theater? It seems like a gimmie.

7.) Like an heirloom antique table, hope is a damned fine thing to have but you can't lean on it too hard either, lest the both of you break.

8.) I have a better chance of winning the lotto with my ticket than you do of being entertained with your ticket to the Seth MacFarlane western.

9.) There is probably a difference between Sisyphus and people who like to keep their lawns mowed but it is an irrelevant one.

10.) So far, my best idea for a comedy catchphrase is "no refunds!"

11.) Myself, the first step to getting my smile back is seeing how brilliant my friends are. Slowly, through them, I find myself too.