feb 21 in idea barrages

A Twilight-esque reimagining of The Black Lagoon about a girl who falls in love with the son of a creature man.

Create a writing persona who pens military thriller potboilers that are explicitly anti-establishment and anti-war. Call yourself “Chad Loki”. Declare Brad Thor your mortal enemy. Have some fun with this life, we get so little of it, after all.

Only having seen a couple episodes of Breaking Bad, I had assumed that “the one that knocks” meant he was saying he was so powerful that he doesn’t have to performatively intimidate, that he could be polite because his reputation WAS the threat. The truth is a lot lamer, I fear.

Salty Parker. (Example: “You’re a little Salty Parker, you is.”) #baseballnamesthatsoundlikemildBritishinsults

I just hope that when the aliens come, they will turn out to be watermelon creatures because then, at least, Gallagher will be the first of us on the chopping block.

I can’t help but feel like fame is the worst thing that ever could’ve happened to Kayne West. It’s like he reached a point where effective mental health treatment is impossible because he’s too famous for therapy to work and too rich to not doctor shop meds. Fame is a trap.

Superman’s got his Fortress of Solitude but the Martian Manhunter has a more modest, less ostentatious yet still perfectly functional Shed of Dignity.

Your punk band will now be called ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FILTH GRADER.