feb 19 in idea barrages

Only thing sillier than taking Razzies seriously is taking Oscars seriously. One’s an absurdist troll, the other’s a popularity contest where the privileged & the narcissistic vote on who’s the most privileged & narcissistic. Put ‘em both out your mind & just like what you like.

An expert farmer is a master in their field.

All he ate was hempen rope but at least it was a high fibre diet.

To the tune of “Volare” : “Umami, whoa-oa-oa-oa, it’s savory, whoa-oa-oa-oa”.

I’m disillusioned on canon, I’m disillusioned on continuity, they’ve become a game of completion that focuses on itself without concern for quality. I’d rather have good stories that fit together poorly than poor stories that fit together well.

A Guns N Roses guide to cocktail mixology called “Use Your Infusion Too!”

People. People. People people people. Was Ayn Rand the original pick-me girl? Was Ayn Rand the founding member of the “I’m not like other girls” club? This just dawned on me. Either I’ve taken WAY too much sleep-aid or I’m onto something here.

A nation is defined by the responsibilities its people have in helping each other. Rights are wonderful, of course, but they seem to quickly dissolve into in-name-only things when we aren’t all working to take care of each other, first and foremost.