feb 13 in idea barrages

The rise of the zombies would be pretty interesting at, like, the circus cemetery. Twenty clowns all clawing up through the exact same grave.

Soylent Hair Care is the human conditioner.

I want Vincent D’onofrio to promote a home mini-pizza oven ala Foreman Grills so the tag line can be “It’s Not Delivery, It’s D’onofrio”.

We should call porno shops Orifice Supply stores. The Orifice Depot and whatnot.

If you write it fast enough, your cozy mystery DEATH THE HALLS could be on thr shelves for next holiday season.

If you meet her when you’re both gambling at the horse track, it’ll always be a stable relationship.

2/2/22. Ballerina Day. All the twotwos.

“The Cloud” is our Tower of Babel and some day it too will fall. Hold tight to your physical media, it’s gonna come in handy some day.