feb 3 in idea barrages

You are in the Feywild. You just had the best meal of your life. You tell the server “My compliments to the chef!” From that moment on, you are never able to compliment anything or anyone ever again.

Reflavour your centaur warlock so that instead of his eldritch blast doing force damage, it does horse damage.

singing “You’re so veiny, I bet you take all the steroids, don’t you, you’re so YOU’RE SO VEINY, I bet you take all the steroids, don’t you, don’t you, don’t you”

The one good thing that I can say about TikTok is that I’ve finally found something so quick it doesn’t even fulfill my sometimes-cripplingly short attention span. It’s not for me but it does have that.

You could really make the racist H.P. Lovecraft spin in his grave by remixing old rap songs about the chronic into tales of the Miskatonic.

The dodge, the lie that Baby Ruth wasn’t named after Babe Ruth to avoid litigation, is often now stated as historical truth. The “fun fact” that it was actually named after a President’s kid, as a corporate flim-flam, survives to this date. It may be the most American thing ever.

The past was hard but doing things difficult didn’t make anyone better, just made people suffer. Just as it is now. Do the thing, get it done, then goof off and have fun. Getting it done is important but there are no bonus tough-man points for making it harder.

Your goth country persona can be ORVILLE DEADENBACHER.