barrage template - Copy (5) in idea barrages

1.) Rules force us to get creative to work our way around the rules.

2.) It's like 22 Jump Street and that stupid Seth MacFarlane western are in a game of "trying too hard to be wacky" chicken. Bleh.

3.) "You've Got A Friend In Me" would have a totally different meaning on the SILENCE OF THE LAMBS soundtrack as opposed to TOY STORY.

4.) He's the one who raps/about his back back/his mama named him Michael/but the ladies call him Ice-Pac

5.) You're so vane/I bet you think the wind's pointing at you.

6.) She said you can't trust a man who puts a lot of work into his hair. The devil wears product, she said.

7.) It's like I'm my own writings' helicopter parent.

8.) "Ikea" is Swedish for overvaluing of a crappy thing just because you built it. Many parents ikea their children, for example.