jan 26 in idea barrages

When Skywalker drank the blue milk straight from the space walrus, what was the temperature? …luke warm?

If you eat too many poffertjes, you get clogged arteries but, like, not with cholesterol plaque, like actual clogs. Tiny little wooden shoes, in your head, blocking your blood. It can still kill you but, like, much more adorably.

Step 1. Create a smoking device out of durable glass. Step 2. Slap the Jamaican flag on there. Step 3. Sell it as “Pyrex Of The Caribbean”.

LESS LEARNING TO CODE, MORE LEARNING BASIC HUMAN COMPASSION

A mystery series about Scandinavia’s greatest detective and his former weight-lifting champion bodyguard called FIT & FINNISH.

The wizarding school was named after the inventor of magical herpes, Alphonius Hugwarts, but you know, language shifts even in the world of sorcery.

Are we so beaten down by being unable to effect change in the face of obvious horrors in the real world that we decided to get mad about checks notes slight costume changes to candy mascots? Is that how defeated we are? Is that how ground-down we are?

I just can’t get into the third season of Critical Role and I can’t put my finger on why. Too many players? Too many characters pre-established in other spin-offs? All pretense of “live-ness” being gone? Generally starting without much of a clean slate? Not sure.