barrage template - Copy (4) in idea barrages

  • May 27, 2014, 7:59 p.m.
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1.) CONSPIRACY RAP: Is it any coincidence/for the bureaus of better business/that three-in-a-row lowercase "b"s/look like a "666"?

2.) Crank your words out as you'd hit with an aluminum bat, the sting of the slam ringing as hard back into your body as far as the ball flies.

3.) You can't "remember" without an "ember" of... something.

4.) You could do worse for a name for your band than Hans Christian Ampersand.

5.) Why, yes, it did hurt when I fell from heaven. Spent a lot of time in traction. That's when I got fat, y'see.

6.) We need less prophets and more prove-its.

7.) Whatever your politics, nowhere in the Bill of Rights does it say the clearly insane should be allowed to be armed, ok? Lets start there.

8.) The dream about being trapped in a shapeshifting palace full of cosplayers on holiday was certainly weirder than usual.

9.) What would be neat would be hanging onto this life just in time for immortality to be invented only to live forever in painful decrepitude.

10.) The Marshall Mathers Plan involved invading Germany w/ 50,000 Eminem clones. That's why he's obsessed w/ what his name is. He's all clones.

11.) Make an obsessive habit of singing the Inspector Gadget with the word "obsessive habit" instead. It is the most meta.

12.) If a "tax-free zone" brings in a "job creator" that pays so poorly its workers have to be on public assistance it is a net loss socially.


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