jan 22 in idea barrages

A rap parody about Brian Posehn built around the line “Posehn in the membrane / Posehn in the brain”.

The Phish song “David Bowie” but about Patrick Duffy.

Start an ice cream parlor to support your failing newspaper. Call them both The Daily Scoop!

If your pizza’s bad, you can’t blame anyone else, the pepperonus is on you.

If transubstantiation worked literally & Cookie Monster gorged himself on consecrated wafers, considering how he can’t digest, how everything just shatters & flies away, it would just be gobs of Christ flesh everywhere. The front pews would be a splash zone like a Gallagher show.

Early doctors and Jerry Seinfeld both based their work on observational humours.

A horror movie about riding a cruise ship that turns out to be partially a clown convention. JUGGLE CRUISE.

There is always a little part of me writing a parody of the yacht rock song “Summer Breeze” about the hygiene product Summer’s Breeze. Continually, like a deep background process. It has always been there and will be the last part of me that winks out when I die.