jan 20 in idea barrages

When Alta Vista died, it should’ve retroactively had its name changed to Baja Vista.

A Twilight Zone that ends with the line “But Doctor, you ARE Pagliacci!”

You can’t look outside of yourself, at some external goal or ideal, to make yourself whole anymore than you can go into the vacuum of space to finally get a good fresh breath of air. You gotta find it inside yourself.

I apologize, but I am definitely not Wordley enough for the Wordle Club. Wordle, Wordle.

Do real mellow youtube videos about, like, lockpicking, breaking into houses and pick pocketing under the moniker “Rob Boss”.

He’ll eat that little birdie-man cuz he can’t afford a chicken / in Sufferin’ Succotash City

If you had told me in 1990 when I was 11 collecting Marvel cards that there was going to be a Moon Knight show in 2022, one of the most obscure characters of all, at least to the mainstream audiences, I would’a been like “Yeah, and who’s the president, Donald Trump?

My peanut-butter name is No Sugar Added Chunky.