dec 28 in idea barrages

An ICP boy band spin-off called Boyzone The Clowns.

to the tune of The First Noel “Kal-El, Kal-El, Kal-EL, KAAAAAL-EL, oh boy is that Superman really swell”

“If it weren’t for executive dysfunction, I wouldn’t have function at all.” Ah hell, I gotta save that line for something.

Also to the tune of The First Noel: “Jo-LENE, Jo-LENE, Jo-LENE, Jo-LEEEEEEEEEEENE, don’t take my man away, that would be mean”

I wonder how differently history would’ve turned out if instead of “burping” Tupperware, they’d called it “farting” Tupperware. Butterfly theory and all that.

Youtube has taught me that the natural enemy of a swordsman is a milk jug filled with water.

Less Than Jake and Better Than Ezra could’ve co-headlined The Integer Tour.

A version of Mele Kalikimaka that’s like “Klaatu Baradanikto is Bruce Campbell’s way to summon some demons for you”.