dec 24 in idea barrages

Money makes one think they know everything. Fame makes one think they must yell it all from the rooftops. Not enough people in the backs of chariots telling people they’re not gods anymore these days, I say.

A children’s book where the “Cars” franchises characters make a Christmas tree out of tires. Cute as hell until you think about it. Those are their hands. Those are their feet. If they were human, it would be… uniquely horrifying.

Look, “thinking for yourself” is fine when you truly know what you’re talking about. I got an overpriced BA in TV/film I got oodles of opinion on act structure & dlalogue. I don’t have a PhD in immunology tho & you don’t either. Get the shots, wear the masks, Jesusing Christmas.

Had the amusement park succeeded, Jurassic Park would’ve had an attached Universal Citywalk / Disney Springs shopping centre with an Asian fusion restaurant called Wok The Dinosaur.

I mean, there we go. We got around to the Spidey we all knew and loved, hard-luck Parker, the long way around. Took a decade and billions in profits to get there instead of by the end of the first act (funny how that works) but we did get there. Long way around.

The optimal Eminem parody now involves the line “And Dr. Strange said… nothing, you idiot, Dr. Strange fled, we’re locked in his basement” by the way. Just so you know. I’m here so you can know things like that.

Hear me out here, though… how about… TASTEFULLY ATTRACTIVE CHRISTMAS SWEATERS?

An old-west porno called Naughty Pines.