dec 10 in idea barrages

I want a Home Alone where Kevin is now a serial killer of neglectful parents and The Wet Bandits are offered time off their sentences if they help the FBI find him and bring him down. THE SILENCE OF BEING ALONE would be boss.

Every morning before enlightenment, the monk walked to the well for water. Every morning after enlightenment, the monk walked to the well for water. When people started fetch his water for him, because he was famous for being enlightened, enlightenment soon disappeared.

Is making weird memes about TITANIC ship-posting?

Ah yes, the Japanese spice demon, the Pepper Oni.

“A really powerful gay fella realizes he wants to be a dad and so hires the squeaky cleanest surrogate mother in the land to birth the scion to the empire” is a certain way of explaining the Immaculate Conception.

Barista by day, exposing fake psychics by night, they call him… The Medium Roast.

Are hard-core Spider-Man fans “webaboos”?

HOTMAIL: What is my purpose? ME: You are my back-up authentication for Gmail if I lose my cellphone. HOTMAIL: (droops in sadness and defeat)