nov 26 in idea barrages

Maybe conservative parents would be more comfortable with sex ed. classes if we called them something different like “Pubic Relations”.

Do people take a short break in No-Nut November for Cranksgiving?

Mario was unaware of Princess Peach’s previous romance with King Koopa because she did a very good job of erasing her Bowser history.

I wonder if, before it become the term for frustrated woman-haters, there was a mobile company called InCell that would’ve had to change its name down the road.

“Get in the dentist’s chair,” she said, “you’ve been here before, you know the drill.”

Considering how long he’d been dead, it is entirely possible that at one point Beetlejuice battled The Three Amigos. Just saying here.

The fact that there aren’t “threefried beans” at Taco Bell shows how lazy their development department really is.

Patriotism may indeed be the last refuge of scoundrels but the soft-reboot must come in a strong second-to-last.