nov 20 in idea barrages

A three-way mash-up of Sublime’s “Badfish” (remember that brief period where alt-rock songs all started with party muttering? good times!) 4 Non-Blondes’ “What’s Up” and Bee Gees’ “I’ve Gotta Get A Message To You”. (Bonus points for using Moxy Fruvous’ live cover.)

If you’re really disappointed in men, watching ‘em go consumer-crazy over Marvel/DC/Star Wars, go on youtube, watch Disneypark obsessives flip wigs over a 70 dollar Mickey hat with an Xmas 2021 sticker on it. Be disappointed with the ENTIRE human race! All genders are terrible!

The optimal rap name is now M.C. Grammar.

Weirdly the opposite of religion isn’t atheism agnosticism secular-life or anything like that. The opposite of religion is someone else’s religion. Someone’s God is always someone else’s Devil & vicey-vee. An entire species, borderline splitting with holy desire. Hell of a thing.

Pete Davidson looks like if Eminem and Post Malone had an exceptionally ugly baby. I said it and I apologize for being so right.

An Alanis Morrisette parody about someone who just auditioned for Kill Bill 3 in open-toed sandals. “YOU ALREADY WON HIM OH-VAH, QUENTIN LOVES FEET”.

Andrew Garfield hates being asked about the next Spider-Man movie almost as much as he hates his sworn nemesis, Andrew Mondays.

Ah yes, Utah’s only rapper, the Notorious B.I.G.A.M.Y.