nov 16 in idea barrages

If you start calling ducks “honkies” eventually you are going to get around to some fun conversations.

No, the WEIRDEST celebrity mash-up would be Crispin Bale.

So apparently facebook doesn’t like pointing out that Will Smith is clearly obligated by Scientology to make mawkish unsubtle cliche-riddled Oscar bait to try and help their Space Volcano Fearing ship rise. Interesting.

Pretend, at all times, to confuse Alan Watts, Reggie Watts and Charlie Watts.

And then there is, of course, Van Morrissey’s biggest hit “Mopedance”.

If you haven’t ever made love to quadrophonic speakers, can you really call yourself an audiophile?

Interestingly, believing in yourself is terrible. Believe in what you’ve learned, in what you love, in your ethics, sure. But when you believe in yourself, you start to think whatever you do is right because you’re you and we get (83% of everything bad humans have ever done).

Your friends you can go to a deli and do arts and crafts with are your dyed-or-rye friends.