oct 21 in idea barrages

A great name for a band would, of course, be “Hoodie Warrelson”.

Sometimes I think about how in my own lifetime McDonalds had a salad with the wildly racist name “Chicken Salad Oriental” but then I start thinking about American salads that are basically just meat and cheese conveyances and realize I wanna call them “Chicken Salad Occidental”.

A leprechaun’s gold is ginger bread, if you think about it.

Linus, stalwart in front of the local Starbucks, protesting the commercialization of the Great Pumpkin.

Did anyone ever do a parody of those awful Finger Family kids videos on youtube but with the macabre animated character Salad Fingers? Seems like a gimmie.

The painting “The Treachery of Images” except under the pipe, it says ” ce n’est pas une perceuse” instead, my attempt at “this is not a drill” in French.

Axe bodyspray is a leading cause of cologne cancer.

I just realized that the porn parody of TOO MANY COOKS would be called TOO MANY COCKS and the shame is, they wouldn’t actually take it meta, it’d just be a regular old porn. That’s the true shame.