oct 19 in idea barrages

Every story’s a ghost story, if you’re willing to cut through the artifice and metaphor. Someone or some thing is gone and you’re haunted and you’re wailing out in hopes someone else is haunted too.

A Modest Mouse concept album about THE GREAT SPACE COASTER called “Gnus For People Who Love Gnus”.

It has been long held that if you are stuck on a problem and don’t know why, maybe you just need to eat something and come back with a fresh mind. I would just like to add: you may just need to use the restroom. Hit the water closet and start over!

Legumes! Endorsed by the pioneer of motion-cap acting! Everyone enjoy Serkis Peanuts!

When the dildo isn’t great but you use it anyway because you can’t return it, that’s a sunk-cost phallus.

The proctology convention was a real shit show.

When someone attempts to explicate your own fandom to you, are they “stansplaining”?

A head-canon where vampires are repulsed by garlic because it’s actually the most delicious thing and it bums them out that they can’t eat real food anymore. I developed this head-canon while thinking about my own low-carb diet.