oct 17 in idea barrages

When you consider that “Fe” is the atomic symbol for iron, Ironman totally could’ve called himself FeMale.

I mean, yes, sometimes you just sing the lyrics to Space Cowboy over Fiona Apple’s Criminal. Sometimes you do that.

Only cryptocurrency I wanna hear about is the current news on Superman’s dog.

A reality show about a sperm bank called SPAWN STARS.

No one seems to consider the possibility of a Great Halloween Compromise: where we all admit that candy corn is a charming decoration with a solid place in the autumnal revels, but that it is also lame as a foodstuff.

An “Eleanor Rigby” parody about Nickelodeon’s “Out of Control” called “Angela Quigly”.

At least do something INTERESTING with your prequels, sequels and reboots. We don’t need a grimmer gritter Willy Wonka. At least go, like, WONKA: TEXAS RANGER. Have some fun for God’s sake.

All term limits do is take the ability to actually learn the levers of power away from legislators, causing them to be more rash, create more unforeseen complications and more easily manipulation by lobbyists who would be FAR more experienced, as they would know no term limits.