oct 14 in idea barrages

If you read all of your own personal problems into the movies you watch, whether or not they actually resonate, are you a film projector?

The reclusive toy car magnate, Willy Tonka.

Considering they’re both pyramidal money-making schemes that soak money from the bottom of the scam up to the top, can’t we just call them Q-Avon?

A parody of the Beastie Boys “Girls” about mohels.

An entire hip-hop album built around samples of the hair metal band RATT and the album is called RAPP.

A No Diggity parody about the film GIGLI. “You know I hate Ben Affleck’s accent, no Gigli, no Gigli.”

It’s weird these people are bothered Superman’s son came out as bisexual. He’s the kid of a human & an alien, that should bother them a lot more. They should say “Why couldn’t Lois & Clark both just be gay within their own species like normal people?” That’d at least make sense.

Ultimately, Groot did not ascend to the presidency but he did win the poplar vote.