oct 13 in idea barrages

When you sign a predatory student loan at 17 you’re supposed to see through the consequences of your actions, but when you’re a 35 year old dentist who broke into the Capitol to try & murder the Speaker of the House, we’re supposed to forgive. That’s how they want this to work.

Why say “the beer shits” when you can say “fecal alcohol syndrome”?

The worst name for an OnlyFans account would be, of course, “TickleMeVenmo”.

Mormon porno called THE LATTER DAY TAINTS.

I don’t know what sex act would be called “Vincent’s Price” I just know I’m too vanilla to be into it.

The Reese’s Cup mascot should be a distinguished British actor character called John Reeses Davies.

The classiest name for a vibrator manufacturer is, of course, “Genital Electric”.

While Kanye West is an unhinged conspiracy theorist who’s a danger to himself & others but has been allowed his outbursts because he’s talented, it’s important to point out that Eric Clapton is just as bad & has gotten far less blowback for it, for no reason other than ethnicity.