oct 10 in idea barrages

The part of the brain that remembers 90s one-hit wonders is called The Lisa Lobe.

The weirdest Pokémon of all would be Giglipuff.

I feel like it’d be fun to convince someone that “finsta” was the new slang for a five-dollar bill, then watch them get into trouble with this misunderstanding.

New York pizza, Chicago pizza, St. Louis pizza, she loved all pizza. She was panpizza.

A hip-hop album about youtube videos called “Subscription Box And The Links Below”.

A countdown to Halloween filled with tiny depressing gifts for emos called The Sadvent Calendar.

It was years before it was discovered that all dating apps were a conspiracy, a scam to make people feel bad about themselves so as to tell more booze and junk-food. Ronald McDonald was seen escaping the country drawn by the Budweiser clydesdales.

Something very weird about Twitter where, like, I will tell an obscure but novel joke & it’ll get a couple people looking at it… but reply something very obvious that anyone knows & could state about politics or government, I’ll get a million naysayers responding. So strange.