barrage etc in idea barrages

  • May 16, 2014, 8:24 p.m.
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1.) It's a story about Zeus's numerous half-human children strewn about the Earth. "Children Of A Lecher God".

2.) It ran in her family to work on trains. She was a genetic engineer.

3.) Maybe I should just title my first chapbook of poetry after my two main performing affectations "Socks, Without Amplification".

4.) Arnold's appreciation of the contrabassoon's sound would often lead to his exclaiming "ITS NOT A TUBA!"

5.) If you need to have slave labour to build for a World Cup or an Olympics, there shouldn't BE a World Cup or Olympics.

6.) The world's ignorance to lesser DC villains sadly dooms any attempt at a "What If Grodd Was One Of Us" parody.

7.) Charlie awaited the day he could use Wonka's billions to get back at all those who'd wronged him. He called it The Bucket List.

8.) It's too bad Gibson's racism never brought his star far down enough for him to do an ad where we could never take his Fritos.

9.) When all the better cavemen married off, Betty was reduced to Rubble.


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