oct 3 in idea barrages

On one hand, of course we should make fun of Nickelback. They are bad and they should feel bad. On the other, it’s weird to focus all the scorn JUST on them. Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, there’s a lot of blame for a lot of awful music to spread around. Make them ALL feel bad!

More proof that I should be in charge of all things that don’t actually matter but are neat: they never put out a Simpsons Ben & Jerry flavour called “Cookie Annoyed Grunt”. That’s a lay-up, man, that’s a freebie.

And then sometimes you’re just singing “PICKLES CAN’T HAAAAAANG WITH THE STREETS”.

Some days, you just sleep in like you NEEDED it, you know? Not that I’ve been running myself ragged or anything, just a bunch of weird hours kept for a couple of weeks straight catching up to a body. It’s interesting, getting to roll in a flesh-cage for a handful of decades.

A Beyonce branded Ouija board called “Seayonce”.

At the time-travel police offices, every Friday is Causal Friday.

You know what’s interesting? Raisin bread would be perfect if it didn’t have raisins.

Judging yourself by your best days is just as bad as judging yourself by your worst, in the long run. Focusing on your weaknesses or holding yourself to the standard of your best-case scenarios, they both end with you feeling like crap. Use the in-between as your guide.