oct 2 in idea barrages

Yes, a normal spider is disturbing, but imagine a DADDY LUNG LEGS. Just… lungin’ around all lungy.

A square slice of cheap pizza is a cesarean section.

Why say “plagurism” when you can say “intellectual recycling”? It sounds so green!

An oral history of the “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign called “WHO BEEFED?”

If you have to write a Ninja Turtles / David Bowie fan fiction, at least have the decency to go with the title “Rock And Roll Sewer Slide”.

Ketchup was invented by aliens and the proof is hidden at Area 57.

A series of Dust Bowl monuments called “Joadside Attractions”.

The opposite of a Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream Social is a Jen and Barry’s Ice Cream Anti-Social.