sept 27 in idea barrages

Did Futurama ever have a gag about a cologne advertised with a grizzled old-timey astronaut called Old Space? It just seems like a joke they’d make.

An Indian-Israeli fusion dish called Tikka Masada.

A gang of vampires who battle a gang of miscellaneous monsters like the yeti, the chupacabra, the loch ness monster and the jersey devil. It’s called THE BLOODS VERSUS THE CRYPTIDS.

I don’t know if the original Land of Confusion and Smooth Criminal would mash up well but I know their novelty hit hard rock covers would mash up hilariously as Land of Contusions.

Another reason to hope the HAWKEYE series is good is that if it isn’t, every reviewer will think they’re SO CLEVER with the review headline “Hacky”.

1-877-KARBS-4-KIDS, K - A - R - B, Karbs for Kids, 1-877-KARBS-4-KIDS, obese your kid today.

A South Asian style fashion boutique called “Whose Sari Now?”

For the executioner, all pay was severance pay.