sept 19 in idea barrages

1. A film about an attempt to populate an entire amusement park with Christopher Walken clones that goes terribly wrong called “WALKEN THE PARK”.

2. The “Joe Rogan Experience” is having a tiny man ejaculate after two minutes of foreplay upon which time he sheepishly leaves a small wad of 20s on the table and shrinks away into a desiccated corn cob.

3. Even if she is open to compliments on her butt, even if she understands that you like a large rump and that from you it is a genuine compliment, calling her “Strawberry Sheetcakes” still may not be the sound play.

4. My main hope for the next Spider-Man is that there isn’t just the two other Spider-Men, there’s others too and, like, Elijah Wood is one of them because it honestly feels like a cosmic glitch that he never played him.

5. Fame & success demand airs of mystery on which audience can project desire yet honest work requires completely giving yourself away, every single piece stripped clean. Without fame, no one listens. Without surrender, nothing worth that listen. This tension defines commercial art.

6. Interactive fiction about Guns N Roses called “Choose Your Illusions, Too!”

7. Mothra’s depressed cousin Gothra.

8. A Cyndi Lauper parody played over a montage of Battlefield Earth clips called “TERL JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN”.

Last updated October 23, 2021