sept 17 in idea barrages

You know what the trick was with the loaves & fish? The crowd was starved, even a bit would be a feast to each. Jesus & Friends could’ve had a light nosh but for a crowd it was a little gone exponential. A tiny joy shared with a million becomes a million joys. That’s the miracle.

Why call yourself a hitman when you can be an “offense contractor”?

If you think about it, Mos Eisley Cantina was just a space bar.

Why did they call that Jonathan Frakes show “Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction” when they could’ve called it “Beyond Belief: Fakes or Frakes”?

Bringing the famous war bigot Stonewall Jackson to the future and showing him that most people only know his nickname in the context of the Stonewall Riot, where the oppressed stood up against jackasses like him, that’d be fun. That’d be a cathartic laugh.

A version of the Johnny Cash cover “Jackson” but it’s “Branson” and it’s about trying to wild it in the most boring town ever.

hello Loch Ness my old friend/I’ve come to search through you again/because a monster roams there swimming/the theories still are over-brimming/fuzzy pictures of a sea-beast still remain/in my brain/I hear the sounds of cryptids

Nothing is easy, nothing is simple, everything is complicated, everything is deeply complex, it’s just that simple.