sept 13 in idea barrages

During that brief period when people were ironically into sea shanties, you could’ve cashed in with the band name “The Pillage People” but that opportunity too is now lost to time like tears in the rain.

With no other device from which to smoke her marijuana, with only a stale baguette to speak out, out of sheer desperation she invented the bread bowl.

Another pledge , another edge. Another case of unearned privilege. Another season… another reason… for feelin’ guilty.

Millennial Inspector Gadget battles Dr. White Claw.

The monsters have had the paranoid, the gullible & the terminally ideological injecting bleach, snorting aquarium cleaner and eating horse dewormer for two years now, instead of masking and vaxxing like sane humans. What’s next? I’m hoping for “chewing poison ivy” that’d be fun.

I adore removing the -ly suffixes from adjectives, though I’ve vanishing little idea why.

Want to feel old, Gen-Xers? Kurt Loder’s great-grandson Braeydeyn Loder just started a Twitch Minecraft channel at the tender age of 31. (This is not literally true, only emotionally true but, remember, you wanted to feel old.)

It’s a good thing I am an obscure man lit by an obscure moon because were I not, I’d be wasting some serious collectables when I throw out the slips of paper I jot future tweets down on at the end of the day. It’s a good thing they’re worthless!