when the going gets weird barrage in idea barrages

1.) Sometimes salt and pepper just make her sad, she's got seasonal depression.

2.) The risk in forgiving yourself the past is that it makes you responsible for your future. And that's scary. But I do.

3.) Looked in the mirror & didn't see a flabby failure. Saw a creature yes dark & weird but overflowing w/ potential. Interesting.

4.) All poetry is set to the tune of John Cage's 4'33" so my equal interest in parody songs and poetry is not actually so strange.

5.) A poorly produced homage to "Revenge of the Nerds" called NERDEMIC.

6.) I'm not saying stop deconstructing fairy tales, I'm just calling for an end to dumbed-down network television shows that do it.

7.) Every day needless drama attached to trying to start anew. But that's not gonna change anytime soon. So let's call it Day Two.

8.) So yes I forgive myself the past & accept the responsibility for the future that comes with that. Despite all the pressures to just give up.

9.) I'm giving up on giving up.

10.) The most important early step is to stop living in a wind tunnel of other peoples' thoughts & allow myself the peace of my own.

11.) Like, independent of other peoples' judgements and presumptions, what do I actually think of myself? Do I even know anymore?

12.) The phlebotomist to stand-up stars excused herself claiming she had to "drain the Izzard".

13.) I'd sleep in just to avoid the constant judgement thrown at me but I'm the only person with that right so this is Day Three.

14.) His attempts to charge the fundamental particles of orange juice never came to fruit ion.

15.) If Judge Dredd IS THE LAW, can he perform marriages?

16.) I had no doubt that selected still images from a Zak Snyder film would be nice. That was never the problem with his work.

17.) Aristocracy dealt with democracy not by ceding authority but rather by shifting the locus of power from governance to business.

18.) What imaginary thing is more debated, propped-up & manipulated by power than the made-up idea called money? Other than religion, of course.

19.) Western NY is basically just Canada without the health care.

20.) Jesus would keep multiplying the fish and Aquaman would keep turning them against Him, it'd get weird.