sept 4 in idea barrages

Cheaply made cartoons have big DiC energy.

Grey Poupon again? Dijon vu.

What if Neil Young’s Heart of Gold is actually a musical treasure map to a literal heart of gold he buried somewhere in the wood of northern California?

Cram your home full of books about decluttering, what could be more American than that?

I can’t be the only one who finds the Stewart’s slogan WE ARE CLOSER TO YOU vaguely ominous. It’s like a half step away from BIG REGIONAL GAS STATION CHAIN IS WATCHING YOU.

Bumper sticker idea: DOWSERS ARE WELL INTENTIONED.

Did “Six Feet Under” ever do a riff on Glen Gary Glenross that was like “Coffins Are For Closure”?

I don’t think I’ll ever be a knife-Youtuber but if I ever was one, I’d go with the moniker “Stabby Chic”.