sept 3 in idea barrages

I apologize for being part of a society so shallowly profit-driven they convinced you to have a “skin care routine”. So they can make money, they convinced you you’re ugly if you don’t spend hundreds & a half hour each night. I’m sorry. It’s cruel & it wasn’t my idea.

French language sports arena music called JACQUES JAMS.

The irony that there was once a television show called “The Famous Teddy Z” that almost no one remembers, that’s the kind of irony that gives me life.

Vikings on the range. Runestone cowboys.

Zelda 2 is the Halloween 3 of video games: a fine thing on its own, shot down by far too many for not being enough like the other ones.

World War 3 will not be a war of bombs & lands, at least at first, starting asymmetrically as a guerilla war to define the very terms of social order. Game show hosts installed as presidents by foreign lies and the gunshows following later. Which is to say, we’re already there.

Walking outside in the Mohawk Valley from air-conditioning, it’s like just walking our into the Devil’s mouth, onto old Scratch’s spongey tongue into the humidity of damnation itself.

Millennial Casino Royale is very similar to regular Casino Royale but James Bond is playing Pokemon cards.