aug 25 in idea barrages

The optimal name for a haunted house is “The Best Little Gorehouse In Texas”, provided, you know, it’s in Austin or whatever.

Your body, a scratch and sniff sticker, your consciousness, your soul, that ethereal liminal stank. You will only get so many scratches before you are gone, leaving only the material monument to look at. You, however, you are the limited-time magical stank.

RESOLVED: Ernest P Worrell was Larry’s The Cable Guy’s good equal-opposite.

You know what’s a terrible phrase? “BOILED NUGGETS”.

Any pants can be hot pants, if you’re hot enough.

They hoped they could prevent future assassins by putting so much love into the world that no one could ever do something like that again. That’s why they called it “The John Wilkes Kissing Booth” which was later shortened to just “The Kissing Booth” for easy of advertisement.

When gravel-throated front-men sing in unison, we’ll say… Tom Waits and Dave Mustaine, for example… is that harmony grits?

Your parody of Paul McCartney’s “Live And Let Die” will be about Matthew Mercer and will be called “Tabletop Guy”.