aug 24 in idea barrages

A reverse chocolate chip cookie. A chocolate bar festooned with little cookie bits. Let’s do this, America.

Okay, now we just gotta get RIVERS Cuomo to quit.

Step 1: develop a THC-infused seltzer. Step 2: strike a deal with the Wonka people. Step 3: start selling “Fizzy Lifting Drink”. Step 4: rule the world.

It just struck me that when you consider the naming conventions of Superman’s romantic interests (Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lex Luthor, Lori Lemaris, etc) he definitely could’ve hooked up with Lucy Liu at some point.

An ALF-themed shammy towel called the Shumwow.

One of the biggest problems with humans is that if you tell them they’re smart enough times, they’re dumb enough to start believing it. That goes for me as well, of course, as much as it does any other member of the species.

Ah yes, early August in the Mohawk Valley, when everything smells the way the Utica Zoo usually smells.

Here’s an idea that would end badly but be really fun until the inevitable disaster: pogo crutches.