aug 14 in idea barrages

Yes, you can bring your own lover to the brothel if you just need the bed, but there will be a porkage fee.

There wouldn’t be much money to be made in a wings-focused restaurant themed around the television series “Wings” called WINGS but it’s important that it happens.

I’m not perfectly dependable but I’m dependable most of the time. I have plausible reliability.

A fancy. Italian. Restaurant. Called FATHER JONATHAN’S.

A prim British capybara called CHAPPIEBARA.

I too am a sandwich artist, I merely work in the abstract.

Why call it “country & western music” when you can just call it “white noise”?

A fun prank to play is to curse someone so that whenever they orgasm they uncontrollably yell “SUUUURRRRRRRGE!” like in the old commercial for the terrible soda.