may 9th barrage in idea barrages

1.) These things too big to fail, artificially revived, to terrorize the peasants like some kind of Bankenstein.

2.) External validation required but internal sense of validation need to be projected to acquire it. Error. Error. Recursive error.

3.) I hope now that there's a football player called Bortles, Gatorade will start selling Bortlesjuice. Bortlesjuice. BORTLESJUICE.

4.) I still think Billy Joel was just a bet between two record executives over who could make a really boring person famous.

5.) That burning anxious feeling in the chest. But with no focus for it. Lost in a forest of maybes searching for a yes.

6.) It would be like The Daily Show except about religion and it would be called "In Your FAITH!" and it would be glorious.

7.) After all this news from the Ukraine, I find I've developed Putin-intolerance.

8.) MONGO DOESN'T NEED A POSSE.

9.) Life's too short to stay loyal to a vision of yourself that doesn't work but also maybe too short to become someone completely new. It's weird.

10.) Whenever I see someone who played Alfred in another role, I think to myself "I can't believe it's not butler".

11.) He's not a Wesley, he just Crusher's a lot.

12.) There's no such thing as a PERMANENT marker, depending on your point of view.