july 23 in idea barrages

Slugging percentage is pretty, it’s flashy, have a fun weekend with it but it’ll eventually ghost you, let you down. On-base percentage, man, if it consistently singles and walks, you put a ring on that. You impress its mother, you get a house in the suburbs. OBP is a keeper.

Your classic rock band that only does songs about Game of Thrones will be called: Arya Speedwagon. You’re welcome.

HOW DOES VIOLET IN THE INCREDIBLES NOT HAVE THE SUPERHERO NAME “THE INVISIGOTH”?

Young cobblers in training go to boot camp.

The bird people all got along well, they were one big harpy family.

A pig directs a spider to create designs that evoke Japanese animation in CHARLOTTE’S WEEB.

If a whole generation had been saddled with student debt like this in the 20s and 30s, our economy would have never recovered, even with the stimulus of World War 2. Too much of the nation’s spending power would’ve been unused, just frittered away to debt collectors.

In Soviet Russia, cop mauls Paul Blart!