july 20 in idea barrages

How much juul could a Jewel juul juul if a Jewel juul could juul juul?

The first rule of Floral Club is “mums the word”. The second rule of Floral Club is “mums the word”.

Monday, July 5th - Explosions Day (Observed)

To the obvious eBay flipper lady who beat me to the Dungeons and Dragons box set in the thrift store by mere minutes: I would’ve given it a better home and you KNOW this.

Why did the Norwegian still celebrate American Independence Day? Because he was Bjorn on the Fourth of July.

It’s a shame the Amish don’t know much for 1980s British pop music because “OUR HORSE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, OUR HORSE, IS OUR CASTLE AND OUR KEEP” would totally go over with them then.

Every region has a food that is objectively terrible but everyone pretends is good out of misguided local pride. Cincinnati has cinnamon diarrhea chili, Rochester has Diabetes Plate, out here we have the garbage water Utica Club. What are some other good examples?

Shouldn’t he have been called McGruff the ANTI-Crime Dog? Wouldn’t that make more logical sense? Could he have been a secret sleeper agent FOR crime, after all? Maybe he was actually cool!