july 17 in idea barrages

BLACK PANTHER 3: FINDING NAMOR

I found those Geico ads irritating immediately, right from the gecko.

England should colonize lower Oregon just so that their regent there could be called the “L.O. GUVNA”!

Klingons have ridges. Ruffles have ridges. Therefore, there must exist, Sour Cream and Cheddar Klingons.

Yes, I am singing the Inspector Gadget theme as “dun d-dun d-dun A CENTAUR PAGEANT dun d-dun d-dun dun-dun WOO WOO”. No, I do not know why.

GUAC GUAC GUAC GUAC GUAC-A-MOLE HIGH SCHOOL, GUAC GUAC GUAC GUAC GUAC-A-MOLE HIGH SCHOOL

You know what would be a terrible movie crossover? SANTA VS PAUL BLART: THE ESCALATOR CLAUSE.

A toothpaste called “Chastity Belt” because it’s anti-cavity.