july 15 in idea barrages

I guess I’ll have to write my parody of Free Fallin’ about Phil Collins eventually.

Twitter has become J. Jonah Jameson, banging the table demanding TRAILERS OF SPIDER-MAN!

RESOLVED: feet can be ugly but they can’t be sexy. They start at a neutral and can dip into a negative but can never be a positive, at best, they’re just… there.

“Is The Munsters the only reason we associate campy horror with surf rock? Or at least the first and main reason from which all other reasons flow?” Welcome to How My Brain Works.

We don’t get immortality, I fear, but maybe we can live so much of this life that when we’re at the end, we’re not so very disappointed because we’ve seen so much and are so tuckered out. Like a child at the end of a trip to a really good theme park. We can hope.

“He’s afraid of hefalumps and woozles,” Pooh said, “you really should’ve given him a Tigger Warning.”

A Harry Potter side-story about the matter of the school-master’s inheritance called DUMBLE INDEMNITY.

If you think about it, when a caterpillar is in the cocoon and transmogrifying, it is at that time “molten larvae”.