july 11 in idea barrages

Don’t mind me, just signing Rammstein songs about Star Trek Voyager. TU. TUVOK. TUVOK IS. TUVOK IS RAD DUDE.

It was such a huge herb garden he lost track of thyme.

“Never be content” is probably a decent strategy for material success but, good Lord, it is a terrible way to try to be happy.

A masturbation themed exercise routine called Jizzercize.

“You know I hate this place in summer, Hu-mid-it-y, Hu-mid-it-y”

Drexel! The college that sounds like a dish detergent from 1968!

A collection of music popular at French sporting events called “Jacques Jams”.

It is the most basic and fundamental form of British surprise, a core blimey, if you will.